Oh, no, no,
No, no, no.
Oh, no, no,
No, no, no.
I think it's time that I run.
You seem to believe
You're more than just fun.
Oh, Flunkie ...
I might remind you of Mom,
But lost-puppy boys
Are not a turn-on.
'Cause I've lost all my patience
With your male attention span.
Oh, Flunkie, Flunkie ...
<CHORUS>
Shit! ... It happened again.
I'm screening my calls.
Stop stalking my friends.
Oh, Flunkie, Flunkie ...
Fuck! ... Your fragile ego.
Think I'm drawn by your intelligence?
I'm not that blond or dense!
You see, your problem is this:
Won't spend one more day
Pretending I care about what you say.
I cried, watching the time
That I wasted with you,
That could have been mine.
And if you'd just stop stalking,
Silly insipid dilettante
Flunkie, oh ...
<CHORUS - repeat 1>
Oh, no, no,
No, no, no.
Oh, no, no,
No, no, no.
"Hello, this is me!"
"Hey, baby, just wanted to ask, you wanna go out tonight?
It's been four hours since I last called.
Just wanted you to know I'm still here.
I'll never leave you.
I've never felt this way about anyone I've dated for two weeks."
"If you want to reach me—"
"Oh, baby, you know I do!"
"—Leave your message."
•BEEP•
"Oh ..."
Shit! ... You called me again,
But you see,
Now I've installed caller I.D.!
Fuck! ... You need to stop
Thinking with Mr. Winky.
I'm not that blond or dense!
<CHORUS - repeat 2>
