If someone verbally abuses you, you usually:
A. Rebut with smartass comments full of toasty sarcasm.
B. Counter the best way you can, then spend a sleepless night contemplating the
           things you "should have said."
C. Take it, dumbfounded.
D. Apologize.
E. Yell a battle cry, then grab a lead pipe and beat him with it.

Someone says something inanely stupid, so you naturally:
A. Laugh at them.
B. Chuckle and point out/correct whatever was said in a tone that's almost snide, but
           not quite.
C. Let them know, in no uncertain terms, that they are the sorts which shouldn't breed.
D. Fail to notice.
E. Notice it only after someone else points it out.

The phone keeps ringing.
Somebody just doesn't understand they have the wrong number.
What thought is tickling the base of your skull?
A. "This is getting annoying."
B. "Where did I put my phone book? Since I have caller I.D., I'll just notify the phone
           company."
C. "I'm calling the phone company to have his number traced."
D. "I'm going to *69 this gorf and give him a piece of my mind."
E. "Ooh, phone's ringing! I wonder if it's my friend Janie!"

You have a big project due tomorrow, so of course you:
A. Haul ass since you haven't done anything yet.
B. Sleep. You don't really care.
C. Use your charms to convince someone else to do it for you.
D. Watch TV and enjoy yourself since you already finished it.
E. Wonder what it was you had to do since you've forgotten.