Meli: The cool one.
Sora: The other cool one.
Sasshi: The one who’s obsessed with hot guys.
The other people: Un-cool.
Gramps: And that was the Stupid *$%#ing game show that you brats
wanted to see. Happy now?
Kid 1: **looks a little brainwashed** MORE MORE!
Gramps: WHAT???? YOU WANT MORE OF THAT CRAP??????
Kid 2: Must… watch … Sora … and … Meli … Show…
Gramps: **to Yuri** I knew it! I knew they shouldn’t watch it!
Yuri: Must… watch … Sora … and … Meli … Show…
Gramps: SHIT!!! I’m the only one not brainwashed!
Everyone but Gramps: Roll … the … tape …
Gramps: No!!! Nooo!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! **Gramps is presently
attacked and strangled**
Kid 3: **inserts tape**
~~Movie starts~~
Meli: Need… Coffee…
Sasshi: **passes coffee**
Disembodied Voice 1: Uh, guys? We are rolling…
Disembodied Voice 2 that Appears to Be Sora: **looks down at script** HEY!!! I AM NOT DISEMBODIED!!!!!!
Disembodied Voice 1: Sorry.
Sasshi: About the show…
Meli: Um… Hi people, and welcome back to the “Meli and Sora Show!”
Sora: That is to say the “Sora and Meli Show.”
Meli: “Meli & Sora.”
Sora: “Sora & Meli.”
Sasshi: How ’bout the “Sasshi and Meli and Sora Show?”
Sora & Meli: No.
Meli: ANYWAYS… Today we are hosting the popular show, “The Weakest Link!”
Sasshi: Yep.
Sora: Let’s have a look at today’s contestants!
Sasshi: First up we have Zenki, from the hit TV show, “Zenki!”
Zenki: I’m gonna win!
Sasshi: Next up, Totoro from the classic movie, “My Neighbor Totoro!”
Totoro: Roar!
Meli: **grins** TOTORO!!!
Sora: Next is Ryoko, from the ever-popular “Tenchi Muyo!”
Ryoko: Hi!
Sasshi: Now we have WuFei Chang from “Gundam Wing!”
Everyone Present: BOOOOOO!!!!!
Sora: **pulls out WuFei voodoo doll menacingly**
Fei: **gulps** Hello…
Sora: Next we have Enno, Chiaki!
Chiaki: I don’t really want to be here… OH! Zenki! That was fun last night, huh?
Zenki: **looks around at people staring at them** Not right now, Chiaki…
Chiaki: Oh, heh heh, yeah.
Meli: **sweatdrops** Moving on… We have Ashitaka, from “Princess Mononoke!”
Ashitaka: Hi, Meli!
Meli: Last but not least we have everyone’s favorite Master of Evil, Guren!
Guren: **ends conversation he was having with passing butterfly** Oh! Hi!
Sora: Okay! We will be asking you… Aw, hell! You guys already know the rules!
Meli: **starts timer** Okay, Zenki! What is your most commonly said line?
Zenki: VIAGRA ON!
Meli: Wrong. “Vajra On” is the correct answer. Totoro! Who is the main character of “The Slayers?”
Totoro: ROOAR!!! **ROOAR being forest spirit for “Lina Inverse”**
Sora: Correct! Ryoko, is character Akira Goto gay?
Ryoko: Umm, no?
Sasshi: Correct! He is with me!
Meli: … >_<!
Sora: Er, yes, that is correct.
Sora: Fei!
Fei: Bank!
Sora: Who is the main character of “Ranma ½?”
Fei: Oh! Oh! I know it, I know it, it’s on the tip of my tongue…
Meli: **has coughing fit that sounds strangely like ‘Ranma Saotome!’**
Fei: Oh! Oh, it’s, it’s Billy Bob Joe!
Meli: Wrongo!
Sora: HA! HA! HAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU are the weakest link!!!! **attacks Fei, who begins screaming like a girl**
Sasshi: Um, Sora? How could Fei be the weakest link already? Not everybody has answered their questions yet…
Sora: So?
Sasshi: Oh, well… **goes over to Guren and drags him away, presumably to a bug farm**
Meli: Well, in that case… the winner is… **drum roll** ASHITAKA!!!!
Zenki: Hey! He didn’t even have a turn!
Chiaki: This is dumb, Zenki! Let’s blow this joint! **whispers something we probably don’t want to hear**
Zenki: **eyes light up** YEAH!
Ashitaka: **flashes smile** Thanks, Meli!
Totoro: RROOOAAAARRR!!!!! **Cat Bus appears, and Totoro, Meli and Ashitaka leave**
Ryoko: Bye, guys! **waves merrily to everyone**
Sora: **whacks Fei again** TAKE THAT! AND THAT!
Fei: WHAAAAAAAAA!!!!! MOMMY!!!!!
~~Tape Ends~~
Kid 2: More … Sora … And … Meli … Shows …
Kid 3: Yeah …
Entire Assembly: **leaves to wreak havoc upon the world in honor of Sora and Meli**
~~END~~