Insight # 1: Stay away from old priests and young annoying shrine girls. Stay far far away.

Insight # 2: Learn to become one with your inner child.

Insight # 3: Not all pain is gain.

Insight # 4: Know when to shut up.

Insight # 5: It’s not the size that matters. YEAH RIGHT!!

Insight # 6: The single most evil thing ever to be created is the washing machine.

Insight # 7: Team work usually results in collective laziness and stupidity, so it is best to do things by oneself.

Insight # 8: Never underestimate the destructive power of little pink furry things.

Insight # 9: Possession seeds: part of this complete breakfast.

Insight # 10: Remember to use your re-attachable body parts to their full advantage.

Insight # 11: Be ready to make great sacrifices for the things you love. Even if it means dressing up in a dress and parading around a school in order to obtain them.

Insight # 12: When all else fails, use Rudra. But first make sure there’s someone there to bring you back after you’re dead, or things could get ugly.

Insight # 13: It’s usually not a good sign when your opponent turns into a big hunk of floating land.

Insight # 14: It’s usually not a good sign when you’re flying in space without any air supply.

Insight # 15: Stupid people often come in groups of three.

Insight # 16: Winners never quit, quitters never win, and those who never win and never quit are idiots.

Insight # 17: If you want things done the right way, get smarter minions.

Insight # 18: A dog is an oni’s worst enemy.

Insight # 19: ALWAYS assume you’re going to win. Even if you’re squirting gallons of blood out from body parts you didn’t even know you had.

Insight # 20: Practice smirking everyday.

Insight # 21: Fangs are intimidating. Always make sure yours are visible.

Insight # 22: First impression is everything. Always announce oneself and make an impressive entrance.

Insight # 23: Attitudes are contagious. Make sure yours kills.