*tap tap tap tap thump thump thump thump*
“COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE BRAT!!! GIMME BACK MY UNIFORM!!”
“NOT UNTIL YOU GIVE ME FOOD!!”
*Trump trump trump domp domp thump thump thump thump*
“STOP, OR I SWEAR I’LL POUND YOU SO HARD YOU’RE GOING TO BE SEEING STARS FOR THE REST OF THIS MONTH!!!”
“HA! THAT’S IF YOU CAN CATCH ME FIRST!!”
*Dump dump dump dump dump dump dump*
“Children, don’t run down the stairs! It’s dangerous…Wah! Careful, Zenki-dono!!”
“Sorry, obaa-san! GET YOUR LITTLE PONY-TAILED ASS BACK HERE!!”
*THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP*
“Ohayoo gozaimasu…”
“WAHAHA!! PATHETIC HUMAN GIRL! YOU DO NOT HAVE HALF THE SPEED OF THE
GREAT DEMON LORD! MWAHAHAHAH!!!”
“OH YEAH?! WANNA BET!!!”
“…Chiaki-san (sweat drop)”
*TROMP TROMP TROMP TROMP TROMP TROMP TROMP*
“Lu lu lu lulu!! Pupu papa!”
“OUTTA MY WAY, HAIRBALL!!”
“LULUPAPA!! STOP HIM!!”
*CHOMP~!!*
“OW!!!! @#%^$#@!!!!*&&^%$#!!!@#$%^&!!!!#^%$@!!!%^&*%#@#%!!!”
“HA! TAKE THAT, UNIFORM THIEF!!!”
*THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP SHEEEEEE…… SLAM!!*
“TRY TO ESCAPE OUTSIDE NOW, HUH?!”
*THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP SHEEEEEE…… SLAM!!*
“Ohayoo, master…”
“NA~ NA~ NA~ NANA!!”
“GRRR… YOU ARE SOOO DEAD!!!!!!!”
*Tromp tromp tromp tromp ~CRUNCH~ !!!*
“OW!!! Master, that was my foot!!”
“Ah! Gomen nasai, Akira-kun!!! STOP~~ !!! I COMMAND YOU TO
STOP~~~!!”
*TRUMP TRUMP doosh doosh doosh TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP*
“Ah, Chiaki, I see you and Zenki-dono are doing your morning exercises
again…”
“SHUT UP, MONK!”
“Morning, Jukai!”
“Morning, Chiaki-chan… …Why are you still in your pajamas…?”
*Tromp tromp foosh foosh trump domp domp TROMP TROMP TROMP *
“OH SHIT!!”
*Freeeck ~~ Fooooshhh ~~~~ THUMPCRASH~~~!!!!!*
“Ow~~~! Stupid rock!!!”
“Z ~ E ~ N ~ K ~ I ~~~~~~~ D ~ I ~ E ~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
*BAAM BOOM BOP WHACK SLLAAAAAP CRUNCH*
“OWOWOWowowowowOWOWOWOWowowowowowOWOWOW!!!”
“Humph!! Invincible demon lord my ass! You’re nothing but a pathetic
little piece of… AAAAHHHH!!!!!! I AM SOOO LATE!!!!!!!!!!!”
*THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP SHEEEEEE…… SLAM!!*
“B…it…c…h…”
*CRR-AAA-CK!!*
“Oooww…!”