A Typical Morning in the Enno Shrine

*tap tap tap tap thump thump thump thump*

“COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE BRAT!!! GIMME BACK MY UNIFORM!!”

“NOT UNTIL YOU GIVE ME FOOD!!”

*Trump trump trump domp domp thump thump thump thump*

“STOP, OR I SWEAR I’LL POUND YOU SO HARD YOU’RE GOING TO BE SEEING STARS FOR THE REST OF THIS MONTH!!!”

“HA! THAT’S IF YOU CAN CATCH ME FIRST!!”

*Dump dump dump dump dump dump dump*

“Children, don’t run down the stairs! It’s dangerous…Wah! Careful, Zenki-dono!!”
“Sorry, obaa-san! GET YOUR LITTLE PONY-TAILED ASS BACK HERE!!”
 
*THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP*

“Ohayoo gozaimasu…”
“WAHAHA!! PATHETIC HUMAN GIRL! YOU DO NOT HAVE HALF THE SPEED OF THE GREAT DEMON LORD! MWAHAHAHAH!!!”
“OH YEAH?! WANNA BET!!!”
“…Chiaki-san (sweat drop)”

*TROMP TROMP TROMP TROMP TROMP TROMP TROMP*

“Lu lu lu lulu!! Pupu papa!”
“OUTTA MY WAY, HAIRBALL!!”
“LULUPAPA!! STOP HIM!!”
 
*CHOMP~!!*

“OW!!!! @#%^$#@!!!!*&&^%$#!!!@#$%^&!!!!#^%$@!!!%^&*%#@#%!!!”
“HA! TAKE THAT, UNIFORM THIEF!!!”

*THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP  SHEEEEEE……  SLAM!!*

“TRY TO ESCAPE OUTSIDE NOW, HUH?!”

*THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP  SHEEEEEE……  SLAM!!*

“Ohayoo, master…”
“NA~ NA~ NA~ NANA!!”
“GRRR… YOU ARE SOOO DEAD!!!!!!!”

*Tromp tromp tromp tromp  ~CRUNCH~ !!!*

“OW!!! Master, that was my foot!!”
“Ah! Gomen nasai, Akira-kun!!! STOP~~ !!! I COMMAND YOU TO STOP~~~!!”

*TRUMP TRUMP doosh doosh doosh TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP*

“Ah, Chiaki, I see you and Zenki-dono are doing your morning exercises again…”
“SHUT UP, MONK!”
“Morning, Jukai!”
“Morning, Chiaki-chan… …Why are you still in your pajamas…?”

*Tromp tromp foosh foosh trump domp domp TROMP TROMP TROMP *

“OH SHIT!!”

*Freeeck ~~ Fooooshhh ~~~~  THUMPCRASH~~~!!!!!*

“Ow~~~! Stupid rock!!!”
“Z ~ E ~ N ~ K ~ I ~~~~~~~ D ~ I ~ E ~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

*BAAM BOOM BOP WHACK SLLAAAAAP CRUNCH*

“OWOWOWowowowowOWOWOWOWowowowowowOWOWOW!!!”
“Humph!! Invincible demon lord my ass! You’re nothing but a pathetic little piece of… AAAAHHHH!!!!!! I AM SOOO LATE!!!!!!!!!!!”

*THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP  SHEEEEEE……  SLAM!!*

“B…it…c…h…”

*CRR-AAA-CK!!*

“Oooww…!”