Zenki’s Strategy (feign ignorance): Taxes? What taxes? I’ve never heard of any such thing as taxes! *Hides the ‘Over Due’ forms behind his back*

Goki’s Strategy (act confused): Hmm…you see, technically, I’m not just *one* person, but then again, only *one* part of me shows up at a time… and I don’t think either part of me has an income… and isn’t Akira still a minor? Oh dear… my head is starting to hurt……

Chiaki and Kuribayashi’s Strategy (point and laugh): Wahaha! We’re not 18 yet, we dun havta do taxes! Wahaha!

Saki and Jukai’s Strategy (whine and complain): But we’re seniors! Seniors! Can’t you just lay offa us?! Where’s the seniors’ rights association? We demand to talk to them!

Lulupapa’s Strategy (pretend it can’t talk): Lulu ~~ papa~~ pa ~~ lupa!

Kazue’s Strategy (entertain herself): Oh! Look! Look! I can make pretty cranes out of these tax forms!

Professor Kuwaori’s Strategy (use ‘personal relations’): Bill! Answer me this, was it not *me* who paid for your college fund? And was it not *me* who got you that job at the IRS?! And was it not *me* who supported you when you realized that you were gay?! Hmm… I wonder if your bosses know about that….

Gohra’s Strategy (use Guren …… as always): Back! Back, You rabid IRS homos!! Come one step closer and I’ll sick Guren on you, you hear??!!!

Guren’s Strategy (use Gohra …… revenge is sweet): Hmm…it says fill out name here and annual income…. heh heh heh…. what’s my name? Oh yes… it’s Gohra…

Anju’s Strategy (seduce the IRS): Oh, I love a man working for the government… so mysterious… so temping… so yuuummmyyy…….

Karma’s Strategy (allure the IRS): So… tell me… what is your desire?

Inugami’s Strategy (kill the IRS): Here Kokutei, fetch! *throws Kokutei the arm of an agent*

Enno Ozuno-sama’s Strategy (all of the above …… well, most of them…):
Hee-llo!!?? What are you people, nuts?! I’m freakin’ dead!! I don’t have to pay taxes!! What do you mean I still come back to the living world?! I *SOOO* do not do that! Hey, you look a little stressed there, buddy, want me to see if you’re possessed by evil spirits? If you are, I can blackmail Zenki into getting rid of them for you. By the way, Zenki never pays his taxes……
……Well?? Didn’t you hear me?! Go arrest him or something!! Isn’t that a federal offense?!

Conlusion: The ‘Zenki Cast’ is made up of a bunch of very cheap people. They will try anything and everything to get out of paying taxes, and most likely in many other various situations as well.

Zenki: Hey, sexy…… lookin’ good…… I’d take you out for dinner, but you’d have to pay……