A and B in the third grade...
A: Oh yah???
B: Yeah!!!!
A: Oh yeah????
B: Yah!!!!
A: You know this is getting old?
B: Well, you started it.
A: You took my Tasuki doll.
B: You took my Nuriko doll.
A: But you have two!
B: Do you want me to set the Zenki doll on fire?
A: That's not fair! You have magic!
B: So?
A: Teacher! Teacher! B-chan isn't playing fair!
Teacher: Arumaitiihitono Bii!! Be nice!!
B: Teacher! A-chan took my doll!!!
Teacher: Onino Ei!! Be nice!!
A: Teacher! B-chan took my doll, too!
Teacher: Arumaitiihitono Bii!! Be nice!!
B: Teacher! A-chan is bothering me!!
Teacher: Onino Ei!! Don't bother Arumaitiihitono Bii!!
A: Teacher! B-chan just stuck her tongue out at me!
Teacher: Onino Ei!! Arumaitiihitono Bii!!! Go outside!!!!
(A and B step outside and they see Arshes walk by.)
Arshes: One day, I'm going to be a great sorceress, just you wait and see, B-chan!! C'mon, Daddy! Let's go!!
Darshu: What in the world did I do to deserve this??
B-chan: Hi, Mr. Schneider!
Darshu: Why, hello, B-chan! Aren't you so cute! Oh, and look at your adorable little dolls!
B-chan: Thank you, Mr. Schneider! Can you come to my birthday party next week?
A-chan: Yeah, Mr. Schneider, come to the party!!
Arshes: I want to come!
B-chan: But Arshes can't come. We don't have any more space for her.
(ZENKI walks by.)
A-chan: Hi, ZENKI!!
ZENKI: Yo.
A-chan: Hey B, can ZENKI come to your party?
B-chan: Sure. Why not?
Arshes: But you said-
Darshu: Don't bother the nice girls, Arshes!
(Nuriko walks by.)
Arshes: Oooh! Look! It's the fifth-grader I have a crush on!
Nuriko: Hi, B-chan! Can I walk you home?
B-chan: Sure!
A and B in high school...
Nuriko: Hey B, can I walk you home?
B-chan: But I have an Elf Club meeting....
Arshes: I'll walk you home, Nuriko!!
A-chan: Hey, ZENKI, come to my cheerleading practice.
B-chan: Ah! We have cheerleading, too???
Arshes: *sniff* I didn't make cheerleading.....
A-chan: I wonder why....
Darshu: Arshes, get in the car! (mumbling) Stupid half-elf girl always makes me pick her up cuz she doesn't have anything to do or anywhere to go after school... I don't mind that, except she seems to think she's sublimely popular.....
B-chan: I forgot my tarty, flimsy cheerleading miniskirt!....
(Kall-su walks by.)
Kall-su: I'll take you home to get your stuff, B!
Arshes: Why don't you ever do that stuff for me, Kall???
ZENKI: Of course I'll wait for you, A-chan.
A-chan: *sigh*.... I love my oni boyfriend...
Tasuki: (in a soccer uniform, carrying a soccer ball, all sweaty... kinda cute in a way...) Hi, A!! I just finished soccer practice!!! Wanna go kick it somewhere?
A-chan: *sing*.... I love my... uh, fanged boyfriend??
B-chan: Can we say p-l-a-y-e-r?
A-chan: Who, me?
Tamahome: B-chan, I finally found you! Can I take you out today?
B-chan: You're too late (as usual, and thank GOD)... Nuriko's taking me out.
Tamahome: Aw...
(The Bastard!! producer comes with a letter for B-chan and Arshes. The two elves read the letter.)
B-chan: Woo-hoo! I got the spot of Dark Schneider's adopted daughter!!!
Arshes: I got fired!!
Darshu: Really?! (Kicks Arshes out of the car.) B-chan, my dear, dear daughter! I've come to pick you up!
Kall-su: Sister B dear!
A-chan: Congrats, B-chan! Can your dad give us a ride?
B-chan: Sure!
(All get into Dark Schneider's car and drive off... all except Arshes and Tamahome that is....)
THE END!