On the first day of Christmas, my demon gave to me...

Bad seeds from a Karma Tree! (Aw, you shouldn't have!)

 
On the second day of Christmas, my demon gave to me...

Two shikigami, (I'm your master now!)
And bad seeds from a Karma Tree! (No, really, I was serious.)

 
On the third day of Christmas, my demon gave to me...

Three evil masters, (Oooh—togas!)
Two shikigami, (They're both kids!?)
And bad seeds from a Karma Tree! (I think one just winked at me—)

 
On the fourth day of Christmas, my demon gave to me...

Four feet of hair locks, (Who did these belong to?)
Three evil masters, (How does one master [verb] evil?)
Two shikigami, (Is child labor illegal in Japan?)
And bad seeds from a Karma Tree! (Here, take them back!)

 
On the fifth day of Christmas, my demon gave to me...

Fiiive-pooointed stars! (Pretty!)
Four feet of hair locks, (Are they Karma's?)
Three evil masters, (Are there college courses for this?)
Two shikigami, (Mop the floors!)
And bad seeds from a Karma Tree! (Exactly where did you find these?)

 
On the sixth day of Christmas, my demon gave to me...

Six lousy volumes, (With 13 lousy episodes...)
Fiiive-pooointed stars! (More commonly known as "pentagrams.")
Four feet of hair locks, (Guren's?)
Three evil masters, (Maybe go to night school?)
Two shikigami, (Wash the dishes!)
And bad seeds from a Karma Tree! (What am I supposed to do with these?)

 
On the seventh day of Christmas, my demon gave to me...

Seven rotting corpses, (Let's see, there's the Masters of Evil...)
Six lousy volumes, (I want more!)
Fiiive-pooointed stars! (Upside-down, they are a sign of Satan.)
Four feet of hair locks, (Zenki's?)
Three evil masters, (Or does Karma offer an in-home study course?)
Two shikigami, (Sweep the steps!)
And bad seeds from a Karma Tree! (I really wanted something else.)

 
On the eighth day of Christmas, my demon gave to me...

Eight plus one hundred, (Makes 108~)
Seven rotting corpses, (...Plus Karma makes four...)
Six lousy volumes, (Get me more!)
Fiiive-pooointed stars! (There's a Devil Beast stuck in this one!)
Four feet of hair locks, (Chiaki's?)
Three evil masters, (These will look great over the fire place!)
Two shikigami, (Mmm... the blue-haired one is sortta sexy...)
And bad seeds from a Karma Tree! (Are these safe to eat?)

 
On the ninth day of Christmas, my demon gave to me...

Nine brand new bra straps, (Because Zenki snapped the ones on my other pair...)
Eight plus one hundred, (Seeds of Possession!)
Seven rotting corpses, (...Then Hirumaki makes five...)
Six lousy volumes, (More! More!! MORE!!!)
Fiiive-pooointed stars! (Stickers!)
Four feet of hair locks, (Kazue's?)
Three evil masters, (They'll look even better IN the fire place!)
Two shikigami, (I think I'm developing a shota complex—)
And bad seeds from a Karma Tree! (Are they supposed to wink?)

 
On the tenth day of Christmas, my demon gave to me...

Ten Zenki CDs, (Yayayayayayyayayaya!!!)
Nine brand new bra straps, (Several pairs, actually.)
Eight plus one hundred, (Sufferings of mankind!)
Seven rotting corpses, (...And Nagi and Kabura make seven! But does Kagetora make eight?)
Six lousy volumes, (It's Software Sculptors' fault.)
Fiiive-pooointed stars! (Cookies!)
Four feet of hair locks, (Too many long-haired people...)
Three evil masters, (The PC term is "benevolence impaired.")
Two shikigami, (Does every part of them get bigger?)
And bad seeds from a Karma Tree! (I don't like the way this one's looking at me!)

 
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my demon gave to me...

Eleven fire readings, (Fire reading go BOOM!)
Ten Zenki CDs, (Mineminemineminemine!!!)
Nine brand new bra straps, (What am I supposed to do with an ODD number of these??)
Eight plus one hundred, (Doggy treats for Kokutei!)
Seven rotting corpses, (No! Seven! Because the Devil Beast killed Kagetora! Ha!)
Six lousy volumes, (Or is it Central Park Media's fault?)
Fiiive-pooointed stars! (These give me finger cramps.)
Four feet of hair locks, (Can't be Sohma's or Kuribayashi's...)
Three evil masters, (BENEVOLENCE IMPAIRED!)
Two shikigami, (Did I say you could take a break!?)
And bad seeds from a Karma Tree! (What were you thinking!?)

 
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my demon gave to me...

Twelve Zenki manga, (Eleven of which he made me pay for.)
Eleven fire readings, (Was that a bad omen?)
Ten Zenki CDs, (HIGHEST JOY!!!)
Nine brand new bra straps, (This wouldn't be a problem if you'd stop wearing mine.)
Eight plus one hundred, (Number of minutes it's taken me to come up with this song!)
Seven rotting corpses, (Inugami came back to life, so he doesn't count.)
Six lousy volumes, (Are all we're gonna get.)
Fiiive-pooointed stars! (All the better to seal you with!)
Four feet of hair locks, (I hope they're Kazue's.)
Three evil masters, (They better not be staying for dinner...)
Two shikigami, (Scrub the toilets—with your tongues!!)
And bad seeds from a Karma Tree! (I don't want them!!)