Gabriel: If you do not remove yourself from my sight within two seconds I will be forced to gouge out your eyes with a spoon while performing Chinese nipple torture on you simultaneously.

Gavin: Can’t you see I’m busy? I have no time to answer brainless questions designed to humour the morons and retards of this world. Go ask Seamus.

Zenki: How do you know it’s really a chicken, huh? Huh? As far as you know it might actually be a shape-changing cyborg mecha with a multiple personality syndrome in disguise! HUH! RIGHT?! RIGHT?!?! I’M RIGHT, HUH!! I KNEW IT!! I TOLD YOU!! DAMN THOSE ROBOTS! THEY’RE TAKING OVER THE GODDAMN WORLD WITH THEIR GODDAMN ROBOT CPU’S!!!!!

Exie: I do not understand. Could you please repeat the question?

Seamus: How ’bout you come on over to my bedroom, and I’ll explain to you in great detail all the hidden euphemisms and secret underlying philosophies of this cosmic question?

Gavin: …. That was the worst pick-up line. Ever.

Seamus: Hey, I thought you said you were busy! You answer the question then, Mr. Suit N’ Tie! Huh? Come on! I know you know the answer and wanna say it! Come on! Go ahead! We’re waiting, Mr. Torrgason!!

Gavin: Don’t force me to maim you, Seamus.

Seamus: Oh, watcha gonna do? Stab me with your pen and pour your coffee on me?

Gavin: *Stabs Seamus in the eye with his pen and pours his cup of steaming hot coffee on him*

Seamus: Ow! OW! … Okay that was more painful than I thought.

Nalandia: What colour is the chicken? Is it purdy? ^o^

Seamus: It’s a chicken, pumpkin. It has a very limited colour scheme to choose from, unfortunately.

Nalandia: Nu-huh! I’ve seen those new purple chickens that NOEL breeds!

Exie: That is illogical. My stored data informs me that chickens lack the natural colour selecting chromosomes to produce purple feathers.

Zenki: That’s nice, sweet heart. Now be quiet. Go, go over there and play with those nice curtains.

Nalandia: I want a purple chicken.

Zenki: I’m telling you, it’s not a real chicken! I see right through that fowl disguise! I’m a genius man. A freakin’ GENIUS.

Seamus: Yah, and I’m madly in love with Gabriel.

Zenki: … Do you mock me?

Seamus: That’s a rather rhetorical question you pose, my friend.

Zenki: You ARE mocking me!! How dare you mock me! How dare you!

Gavin: You think robots are taking over the universe.

Zenki: You think you’ve got an alien guardian named Moella, and that the ‘mothership’ is out to get you!!

Seamus: *SNORT LAUGH!!*

Gavin: ……….. I shall not dignify that with a response, ignorant sample.

Nalandia: Gavin has an alien guardian…? Kewl, I never knew that…

Seamus: *Starts rolling on the floor, laughing*

Gavin: *Starts up his chain saw*

Exie: Violence is bad…. No good… *rips off Gabe’s arm*

Gabriel: You’re such a fierce bitch. God I want you. *gets a spoon and tries to gouge out Exie’s eyes*

Nalandia: Eeeh! Gabriel is attacking Exie with a spoon!

Zenki: WHAT?! HUH?! WHO’S ATTACKING MY EXIE?!!? FEAR NOT!!! HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAAAAAA ~ *trips over Seamus*

Seamus: Holy SHIT! O.O

Gavin: … Oh, gods, it’s tempting…. So… tempting…. I’m tempted… too… tempting… I’ve…. gotta say it… I’ve…. gotta…… HAA!! TAKE THAT!!!

Seamus: DID A GODDAMN FUGGIN’ MAMMOTH JUST LAND ON ME?!?

Gavin: No, Seamus. It is merely the chicken sitting on you to rest its legs. The journey across the road has made it weary.

Seamus: Ha, ha, ha. You crack me up, Gav. How very NOT funny.

Exie: *Grabs the chicken and pelts Gabriel with it*

Chicken: *Turns out to really be a shape-changing cyborg mecha spy that NOEL sent*

Zenki: I TOLD YOU!!! I TOLD YOU!!!!!!! *spits in everyone’s face*

Seamus: GET OFF ME, YOU DICK!!!

Chicken: *Eats Gabriel*

Everyone: …. O.O

Why did the chicken cross the road?

…Cause NOEL sent it to eat the Gabe clone on the other side!

….Haha. haha. HAHAH!

.…that wasn’t very funny, was it…?