Misao: Damnit, who took my last donut??!! Oh, the camera is on
right now? Oops! Good evening ladies and gentlemen! This is Misao Aikawa
of The Tokyo Times, bringing to you live, exclusive back-stage coverage
for the hit fic My Girl!
Oh look! Theres some of the cast over there right now! Lets go say
hi to them!!
Zenki: Oh yeah??!
Verbyn: Yeah!!!
Zenki: Oh YEAH???!!!
Verbyn: YEAH!!!!
Misao: Hello there! Do you mind if we ask you boys a couple of questions?
Zenki + Verbyn: YEAH!!!!
Misao: Um. Never mind. Oh look!! Theres some more people over
there!!
<Runs over to Chiaki who is reading her script with Uta.>
Chiaki!! In this fic you have three guys who have shown love interest
in you
Zenki: TWO!!!! TWO GUYS!!!!!!!
Misao: Who would you personally like to end up with?!
Chiaki: Uh
. anooo
. um
. er
.. umm
.. uurrrr
. hhmmmm
...
Uta: <Glomps Chiaki.> I love you, baby! Pick me!! Pick me!!!
<Uta gets smashed over the head by Shigeki and kicked in the gut by Zenki.>
Uta: X_X !! OWWW!!
Misao: Aha! Shigeki! What are your thoughts on the storyline
thus far
?
Shigeki: *glares at authors* Why am I always the one being manipulated?????
Misao: Guess its because youre just such a sweet and nice
and gullible guy
Shigeki: I can sue you on grounds of mental abuse, you know
<Sees Toshi and Inugami.>
Misao: Rou!!! Rou!! Rou!!! Rou ~~~ !!!
Inugami:
. Duh
..
Toshi: Dude. I cant believe you actually scored with that reporter
chick. And Im stuck with stupid Goki!!! Damnit!!!!
Goki: Oh, its not that bad. At least you dont have to wear
these stupid fake boobs.
Toshi: I feel so used
Misao: Ahem. Anyways, what do you think will happen in chapter
90 of My Girl, Toshi?
Toshi: Everybody dies, Chiaki and I get married, and we run
off into the sun set and have dozens of children.
<Toshi snaps his fingers and freezes Uta, Shigeki, and Zenki in mid-attack.>
Toshi: Im just kidding. Geez. And besides, with lazy authors
like Elma and Myuki, its very unlikely that well get that far
Misao: What is the best thing you like about this fic so far?
Toshi: So far, its Zenki and Verbyns utterly brainless arguments.
Verbyn: You have stupid-lookin red hair!!
Zenki: So do you!!!!!
Verbyn: Mines not all long and sissy-like!!!!
Zenki: Well, mines not
.... not
short and
. and chunky!!
Yeah!
Misao: <Sees Elma by the coffee maker getting high on caffeine.>
Elma-chan! What was it that inspired you to write My Girl??
Elma:
.
Misao:
.
Elma:
.
Misao:
.
Elma:
.
Want some coffee? Coffee is good. Coffee is very
good.
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH !!!!!!!
Misao: <sweat drops> Ahem, anyway, Uta, there was a question
that Ive been wanting to ask you for the longest time
Uta:
No, I will not go out with you. My heart belongs to Chiaki.
<Ducks for cover from the attacks of Shigeki and Zenki.>
Misao: Um
. actually, I was gonna ask you, have you realized
that when you read your name as Uta Reisu, it sounds like Uterus pronounced
in katakana
?
Uta: N-NO IT DOESNT!!! Waitaminute
.
IT DOES!!!!! EEEELLMMMAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Goes storming after Elma-chan.>
Zenki: Heeeeyy!! I just realized that I havent turned back to my true form even once in this whole freakin story!!!!! EEEELLLMMMMAAAAA!!!!
<Joins Uta in his chase to kill Elma-chan.>
Elma: Why are you guys blaming everything on me????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Runs away screaming bloody murder.>
Misao: Um. Thats it for today, folks. We shall continue our interviews as the story proceeds!! Thank you and have a good night!!
Roll My Girl Credits
Zenki: I have a big diamond horn!!
Verbyn: Oh yeah?! Well I have a super-duper demon rod!!!
Zenki: Oh yeah?!
Verbyn: Yeah!
Zenki: OH YEAH?!
Verbyn: YEAH!!!!
Zenki: Ill bet mine is bigger than yours
..
Chiaki: EWW!! STOP IT, BOTH OF YOU!!!