Arshes: Ah-hem! As I was saying ... HALLO—
A Voice: DILL-BRAND!!!!!!
(Everybody gets hurled a couple feet into the air and all drop back down to the ground on their bottoms.)
Arshes: Ahh!! Who did that???
Lina Inverse: Oopsies!! There were people here??? I'm sorry!
ZENKI: Stupid breastless girl!! You will pay!!!
D.S.: I, the invicible Daaku Shunaidaa, shall punish you for this insult!
Arshes: And I, the Thunder Empress Arshes Nei, shall teach you a lesson!
Gara: And I, the Ninja Master Gara, will make sure your kind never surface
again!! Away with the flat-chested women of this world!!!!
Yoko: This sounds all too familiar.
Chiaki: I wonder if all people and ZENKIs who possess power go through
these ego trips?
Yoko: Who knows? ... Who's that chick anyways?
Chiaki: It's ... it's ... Lina Inverse!!!
Yoko: She's one of us!!!
Chiaki: Go, Lina!!! Show those perverts that bra sizes don't mean
everything!!!!
Lina Inverse: I'm sorry, but I really don't wanna fight. I haven't had lunch yet
and I'm quite hungry ... maybe some other day.
Arshes+ZENKI+D.S.: Huh??
Chiaki: No!!! I wanna see Lina cream ZENKI!!!
Yoko: I wanna see Lina pulverize Arshes!!!!
(Chiaki and Yoko concoct a plan to provoke Lina to massacre ZENKI, Arshes, and Darshu ... they run off into the mountains and return with ... Kall-su!!!)
Yoko: Lina!!! Hey, Lina!
Lina Inverse: Yah??
Chiaki: Look over here!!!
(Lina spots Kall-su. She notices something unusual about him.)
Yoko: They have powders that can change you!!! Look at me, I was once
just like you!!!
Chiaki: If you defeat them, you can get their powder too!!!!
Lina Inverse: Well, in that case, HERE I COME!!!!! RAYWING!!!!
Arshes: RAVEN!
D.S.: RAVEN!
ZENKI+Gara: Not fair!!!! We wanna fly too!!!!
(Arshes and Darshu prepare their spells ...)
Lina Inverse: FIREBALL!!!!
(And with a flick of Lina's finger, Arshes and Darshu are paralyzed and Darshu's hair is once again on fire.)
ZENKI: Now it's my turn!! I call down a holocaust upon thee!!! KAEN-OJIN!!!!
Lina Inverse: Hahhaha!!!! That tickles!!! Stop!!!!! ... ok, ok ... I'll get serious
now ... now, I'm gonna finish this!!!
(A great blast sends a mushroom cloud up in the air, and Gara, ZENKI, Arshes, and Darshu are of no longer. Gara's growth powder also gets tossed up in the air, and lands in Lina's hand.)
Lina Inverse: Lucky!
Chiaki: Oh, Lina, you're soo cool!!!!
Yoko: Go, Lina! Go, Lina!
Kall-su: I love Yoko! I love Yoko!!
(Kall's breasts begin to diminish ...)
Lina Inverse: Noo!!!! That can't be!!!!
Yoko: It's not permanent? Why haven't mine gone yet?
Chiaki: Gara kinda went overly powder happy with you ... yours should
stay a bit longer.
Lina Inverse: So the more powder-happy the more permanent?
Chiaki: I guess ...
Lina Inverse: Here goes!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Lina is just about to chuck the whole bag full of powder on herself when suddenly, Kall-su trips on a twig, grabs onto Lina as he's falling, Lina let's go of the bag, the bag flies, and it lands on ... ZENKI!!! And empties ALL it's contents on the invincible demon lord.)
ZENKI: AHHH!!!!!! What is this!!?!?!??!??!?!!!
Lina Inverse: NOOO!!!! That's not fair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(ZENKI looks over at Lina.)
ZENKI: At least you have the option of silicon!!! How am I gonna get rid of
'em?????????
Chiaki: At least you can fit that bra now ... HAHAHAHHAH!!!!
ZENKI: Ahhhh!!!!
(ZENKI chases Chiaki around for a li'l bit but stops.)
Chiaki: What's the matter, ZENKI??
Yoko: Hey, Chiaki, you know what happens when women jog without
undergarment upholstery ... an annoying boinging sensation ...
Chiaki: Ooohh!!!!! I see!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Arshes: I'd give him one of mine, but I think he's even bigger than me ...
Kall-su: Oh, Yoko-san!! I love thee!!!
Yoko: Oh, puh-leez.
D.S.: I'm bald ... AGAIN!
Gara: My beautiful powder ... wasted on an Oni ...
(So thus the story ends ... with Chiaki getting a good laugh, Yoko achieving temporary slutdom, Darshu being bald, Kall-su in love with Yoko (that is soo not right), Arshes getting competition from ZENKI, ZENKI getting a triple-D size bra, and Lina Inverse getting a new slave named Gara to lead her to more of the mysterious growth powder.)
Chiaki: MWA HAHAHAHHAHA!!!!
Yoko: Man, will the guards quit starin' at me????
D.S.: Where's the Rogain!!!
Kall-su: Oh, Yoko-san, oh, Yoko-san, wherefore art thou, Yoko-san?
Arshes: Quit followin' me around, you're ruining my reputation.
ZENKI: Do you think I'm doing this for my health?!
Lina Inverse: Mush, mush, Gara!!! The sled isn't going fast enough!!
Gara: Maybe that's because I'm pullin' a snowsled on DRY land!!!
COULD IT BE...?
THE END!!