Chiaki: Hey, Gara? You got an extra set of clothes with you?
Gara: Hm? (looks at the naked demon lord) Oh, yah, sure.
Arshes: Gara, hon, got any Rogaine?
Gara: (looks at bald D.S.) Never leave home without it, babe.
Arshes: Do we really have to clothe ZENKI? I mean ... he's even better endowed
than Darshu.
Chiaki: Really, Arshes? (to Gara) Is that true?
Gara: How the hell should I know?? What kind of pervert do you take me for?!
(Having reached a tacit agreement, Gara pins ZENKI while Chiaki dresses him, and Arshes scrubs the Rogaine into D.S.'s scalp.)
D.S.: I feel the tingling ...
Arshes: That means it's working.
ZENKI: Let me up, disgusting wretch! I'm not *THAT* way!!
Gara: WHAT?!
Chiaki: You're so annoying! Stupid shikigami.
(Chiaki changes ZENKI from big to little with the Bracelet of Protection—this, fortunately, undoes any desire for Yoko he ever had. Gara is able to keep Zenki down now with just his foot.)
Gara: Twerp.
Zenki: Lecher.
Chiaki: There! That's much easier on the eyes.
(Meanwhile, Kall-su, D.S., and Sohma are still enjoying their free show.)
Gara: That powder did wonders for Yoko! Too bad it'll wear off, Arshes would have
a little competition then. (holding powder in one hand and looking thoughtfully
at Chiaki) Hmm ...
Chiaki: Don't even think it.
Zenki: Do it! Do it! I've seen her miserable excuse for a body—do it!
Gara: Actually, I don't think anyone has enough powder to help *her*.
(Chiaki gets a sudden violent urge and effortlessly hurls Gara into the crowd around Yoko.)
Gara: Oh, no! I dropped the powder! Who did it land on?!
Kall-su: Why is my chest growing? It must be my heart! Increasing with my love for
Yoko!! ... Wait, it's growing on both sides ... how strange ...
Sohma: Yoko's waking up!!
(The powder has reached full effect—Yoko has grown considerably, in more ways that one.)
D.S.: Oooooh, myyyyy Yoko-san!!! How you've grooooown!!!
Sohma: Yooooooooookoooooooooo ...
Yoko: Luche-kun? I don't feel well, Luche-kun ... Luche-kun? Where are you,
Luche-kun?
Kall-su: (in a high-pitched pre-pubescent voice) I'm right here, Yoko-san!
(Yoko unwittingly hugs Kall-su, and D.S. and Kall-su glare at each other.)
D.S.: She's mine, brat!!
Kall-su: She's chosen me!!
Sohma: I'll not let either of you have her! TAIMA SWORD!!
D.S.: Look, everyone knows that the tall, slender, handsome hero always gets the
girl. You both lost her when you showed up with those faces!
(D.S., Kall-su, and Sohma all go at it after Kall puts Yoko down under the tree by the popcorn bowl.)
Zenki: I don't believe what I'm seeing. Never in my thousands of years ...
Arshes: What are those lumps on Kall's chest??
Gara: If they are what I think they are, maybe the power *could* help Chiaki ...
Chiaki: Pervert!
(Meanwhile ... )
D.S.: MEGADETH!!!
Sohma: FIRE WINE!!!
Kall-su: WHY DON'T I HAVE ANY COOL SPELLS?!?!
(Kall-su is blasted right out of the story for the time being. Amazingly enough, D.S.'s magical powers amplified the rate at which the Rogaine worked. He has a full head of hair again!)
Arshes: I've had enough of this.
Zenki+Gara: You go, girl!
Arshes: HALLOWE—
(Arshes is interrupted by a sailor-suited girl wielding a wand [S.S.G.W.W.].)
S.S.G.W.W.: Moon Healing Activation!
Chiaki: Cool!! It's that sailor girl!!
Zenki+Gara: NOOOOO!!!
(The mysterious sailor-suited girl wielding a wand manages to undo the effects of the powders used on D.S. and Sohma before Zenki and Gara lynch her and throw her back into her own anime universe.)
Zenki: Now, Shrine Girl—no—Chiaki, change me back and let's finish this!
Yoko: (coming to) I feel so ... so ... top-heavy ...—ooh! Popcorn!
TO BE CONTINUED...