FANFICTION
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| • The Harems of A/B-chan • |
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THE HAREM ARCHIVE
In the glorious tradition of Miaka and Yui,
who had their harems in "Fushigi Yûgi,"
A-chan and B-chan have created their own.
Like Miaka and Yui,
they are limited to seven concubines each.
It is important to understand
who is who and the property of whom.
Our Zenki made his way into one of the harems!
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A-chan no Harem
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Mug Shot |
Name |
Rank |
Origin |
Emotional Issues |
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Luche |
1st
(male)
wife |
"Bastard!!" |
Luche is more of a pet and the harem's mascot than a (male) wife. This adorable little boy is A-chan's personal cuddle bug. He likes to wash panties, and he has the ability to turn into Dark Schneider (though he rarely does, since this leads to rather complicated situations.) |
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Shuramaru |
2nd
(male)
wife |
"Oni" |
Shuramaru is a demon who was raised to be a really nice young man. But everyone hates him anyway, just 'cause of that demon detail. He doesn't dig fighting too much, but when push comes to shove he can turn into a 10-foot-tall sexy oni dude with long, flowing blue hair, and sharp, nasty teeth. |
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Aren |
3rd
(male)
wife |
"Escaflowne" |
Aren is a nice guy, too. Just not as nice as Shuramaru. He is well-mannered and derives no greater joy from life than kicking Ban's sorry ass. |
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Zenki |
4th
(male)
wife |
"ZENKI" |
The only reason Zenki managed to rank as high as 4th (male) wife is because 4 is believed to be an unlucky number among the Japanese and Chinese. Since A-chan is not in possession (no pun intended) of a Bracelet of Protection, the only way for Zenki to break his seal is if he gets truly enraged. So everyone kicks him around a lot, including A-chan. Why? Because they can! |
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Sanosuke |
5th
(male)
wife |
"Rurôni Kenshin" |
Sano-san is reason #3 that the bills are so high each month in A-chan's harem. He wields a 100 pound sword ("zanba") and is constantly challenging Ferio just for the fun of it. |
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Ferio |
6th
(male)
wife |
"Magic Knight Rayearth" |
Ferio is reason #2 that the bills are so high. He had problems coping with family issues until A-chan whisked him away into the A/B sanctuary. Now, without a dysfunctional family to keep him occupied, he spends most of his time slinging the shit with his new-found friend Sanosuke. |
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Tasuki |
7th
(male)
wife |
"Fushigi Yûgi" |
Poor Tasuki. If he weren't the #1 reason the bills were so damned high, he might actually be 2nd (male) wife. A-chan has had to replace more burnt curtains with him around than ever. He is responsible for cooking dinner, but sometimes he gets a bit carried away so all flammable objects have been removed from the kitchen. |
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Ban |
B
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"Escaflowne" |
Ban left Hitomi for A-chan, but alas, A-chan decided he had to be expelled in order to make room for Sano-san in the harem! |
B-chan no Harem
| Emotional Issues |
Origin |
Rank |
Name |
Mug Shot |
| Nuriko is 1st (male) wife and HEAD (male) wife. B-chan does not consider Nuriko her concubine. He's more like... her GOD. And Nuriko doesn't altogether mind. He has power over all the other concubines because whatever pleases Nuriko, pleases B-chan, and whatever pleases B-chan, pleases the (male) wives. |
"Fushigi Yûgi" |
1st
(male)
wife |
Nuriko |
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| Darshu (short for "Dark Schneider") belongs to both the harem of B-chan and of Sydney. He therefore finds himself getting into much trouble, and he is currently grounded. Ranma tends to be his main source of entertainment, and B-chan (who swears she claimed him first) informs me that Darshu will become 7th (male) wife, BELOW Tamahome, if he doesn't get his act together. |
"Bastard!!" |
2nd
(male)
wife |
Darshu |
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| Ryoga is 3rd (male) wife because he causes so little trouble (this is attributed mainly to the fact that he is always LOST and nowhere near the harems). He's pretty much put his differences with Ranma aside now that Nuriko has become enemy #1. |
"Ranma ½" |
3rd
(male)
wife |
Ryoga |
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| The only reason Ranma ranks above Shinnosuke is because 4 is believed to be an unlucky number among the Japanese and Chinese. It's a shame (but vastly amusing) that Ranma is caught in a harem with a pervert like Darshu. Ranma likes B-chan and martial arts; hates cats and turning into a girl. |
"Ranma ½" |
4th
(male)
wife |
Ranma |
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| True, he may not be able to remember B-chan's name (or anyone else's for that matter), but this broom-wielding hottie has a good heart. He tends to be a little over-protective, but that's just so sweet, ain't it? |
"Ranma ½" |
5th
(male)
wife |
Shinnosuke |
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| Slade's nickname is "D-boy" ("Dangerous Boy"). He's hot-tempered and has problems expressing himself, but having the ability to become Teknoman comes in handy! So he is 6th (male) wife, purely for practical reasons. |
"Teknoman" |
6th
(male)
wife |
Slade |
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| B-chan took Tamahome in when no one else wanted him. Now, he is 7th (male) wife, but a rumor has been circulating that he may rank above Darshu soon. The only time B-chan spends with Tamahome is when she sees him serving food at dinner. |
"Fushigi Yûgi" |
7th
(male)
wife |
Tamahome |
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